i should come with a warning label
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
Ha, I sure as shit am.
I think the only reason I’m any good at sexting is all of the fan fiction I’ve read
This is the strongest and saddest thing I’ve read in a long time.
Finally. A WOC.
As a Satanist I always have people read the Nine Statements of Satanism and ask them if they don’t make a whole lot of fucking sense.
a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)
seek out positive representations of fat bodies no matter what size you are.
teach yourself that fat bodies are beautiful.
support butch lesbians
support flamboyant gay men
support polyamorous bisexuals and pansexuals
support sex-repulsed asexuals
don’t throw people under the bus because they “fit a stereotype” you deem negative that you try to distance yourself from
Reblog every time.
it’s not bad or selfish or wrong to desire attention and love when you are feeling ill and upset. sometimes, you need other people to keep you afloat. that’s okay. you are not a burden. being needy is not a bad thing. you deserve to be cared for. it’s okay to ask for help.
Tell That Boy Mick That He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today-Fall Out Boy